if females had a penis for a day
if i had a penis for the day i’d flash all the stuck up chicks, let them hold it and then put it back while saying, “bitch, you can’t get this dick” and it would be big as hell too since i have “big balls” (attitude wise) as it is. *wait, does the whole “you have balls” thing equal a big penis too?* i rarely pay attention to balls, they are ugly...
When someone tries to talk during my TV shows
iloverickyandamy: imma-unicorn-u-mad: : DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK? SILENCE I KILL YOU OMG…YES!!! ^^^^
epic-humor: walaakongpiso: Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more! After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed. Girl: Where is he? Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet. Following this blog will be the best...
That moment when you're singing and some bitch...
“This isn’t Glee.” LMFAO
When you stop arguing with someone and they say...
stunningsrey: heedthis: maotoast: malcolmsex: knewdrew: sexual innuendos in cartoons. i wouldn’t say any of this stuff is overly inappropriate. Barney’s nasty ass took that shit too far, though. just watch WELL THEN…… The one with Bubbles made me feel ill. Childhood, what’s up? OMG. LMFAO. prince was my FAVORITE one! hahahahahaha