imancrosson: I. am. dying. @natesvlogs PLEASE fire this person. 1:03 “plenty dudes try to holla at ME…at the grocery sto’” :mouth pop: 5:12 “bitch I’m a Picasso…Leonardo or whatever” 5:30 “god, I wish I was BOTH HANDED” 8:55 “Ex FO latin’..damn how you…ex-FO late- …bitch get you some pads!” 6:20 “then you give yourself a ‘clef’, I just learned that word the other day. Clef. C-L-E….F-F-…...
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like sugar...
superdevins asked: Hey how are you? Happy belated birthday!!
jayfluent asked: you're up way too early homie
maws-since92 asked: saw your video with Tim good job :)
I love how Tumblr has all this deep stuff →
trixst3r: And then you get stuff like a cat playing a bathtub and the deepness goes out the window THE CAT THOUGH HAHAH omg the cat lmfao at the cat. oh god.